dear world of blogging.

I'm truly sorry for my 3 week hiatus from "spaghetti rehab." but my parents aren't paying me enough to write it. Once I weasel my way into their pockets or checking accounts i'll continue on with updating.

just kidding, I live a life just too important and incomprehensible to document for all you fools that aren't in Italy.

just kidding, my life is so busy and filled with European chic things, I don't the have time to write.

just kidding, i'm lazy.

I'll get on it soon! Not to worry, before long your dreams will come true and you will be able to live vicariously through me!